The global test!

How to get permission to defend democracy

Excerpt:
First of all, what is the objective of your desired act of imperialist aggression?
Unlawfully seize oil fields (0 points)

Install US puppet government (0 points)

Disarm megalomaniacal dictator with WMD (will need to submit
authenticated proof--CIA or MI6 documents will not be acceptable) (100
points)

Encourage spread of democracy in region (-200 points)

Put down violent rebellion in former colony (10000 points)

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